Front: I said, " I love you."
He asked, "is that you talking or the wine?"
I said, "It's me talking to the wine."
Back: Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.
Includes 20 cocktail napkins all featuring the same hilarious design.
Size: 5" x 5"
Material: Premium 3-ply paper
Printed in the USA
