meet your new emotional support buddy.
part of the “burnout but make it cute” blind box series — tiny chaotic companions for students, over-thinkers, and working adults just trying their best (barely).
why you’ll love it
* pocket-sized relatable chaos
* blind box surprise = instant serotonin
* cute enough to function in society
* handmade with slightly unhinged love
details
* approx 5 × 5 cm | 12 cm with keyring
* shrink plastic charm + metal keyring
* designed, assembled & packed by hand
* one random design per box
perfect for stressed besties, academic warriors & office survivors.
1. cat with bubble tea
“maybe a little treat will fix me.”
believes 70% of problems can be solved with pearls and denial.
2. cat removing spectacles
“taking off my glasses cuz i’ve seen enough.”
professional avoider of eye contact, emails, and reality.
3. raccoon with coffee
“more espresso, less depresso.”
powered by caffeine, bad decisions, and one last brain cell.
4. dog with toilet paper
“apologies but i got shit to do.”
booked, busy, and emotionally unavailable until further notice.
5. cat on missing poster
“missing: my will to live. report if found.”
last seen around monday morning, never recovered.
6. cat throwing flowers
“yay you made it thru another day.”
celebrates bare minimum like it’s an olympic sport.
7. raccoon with magnifying glass
“hm where is my fuck to give?”
conducting a search with zero results so far.
8. dog lying on back
“i’m crashing out.”
system overheating—please restart with snacks.
