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Outdoor

Premium Outdoor

A premium outdoor weed smoke delivers a smooth, flavorful, and potent experience, crafted from sun-grown cannabis cultivated in rich, natural soil. With enhanced terpene profiles and a clean burn, it offers a refreshing, full-bodied high—perfect for those who appreciate the purity of nature and the bold essence of expertly cured buds.

R 150,00

Budget Outdoor

A cheap, low-quality everyday weed smoke offers a harsh, unrefined experience with a rough burn and muted flavors. Often dry or seedy, it delivers a basic high without the rich terpenes or smoothness of premium strains—ideal for budget smokers who just want a functional, no-frills buzz.

R 20,00

Indoor

Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) is a top-tier indoor strain known for its potent effects and rich, dessert-like flavor. This indica-dominant hybrid delivers a euphoric, full-body high with deep relaxation, making it ideal for stress relief and unwinding. With sweet, earthy, and slightly minty notes, GSC is a favorite among those seeking a powerful yet flavorful smoke.

R 300,00

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Greenhouse

Blunicorn

Blunicorn is a premium greenhouse-grown strain known for its balanced high and rich flavor profile. It delivers a smooth, uplifting buzz with a mix of fruity and earthy notes. With a moderate-to-high THC content, it provides a euphoric yet relaxing experience—perfect for both daytime creativity and evening unwinding.

R 150,00

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